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Rocket Raccoon | MCU ([personal profile] donttouchthefur) wrote2014-12-31 11:33 am

first escape

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[When the feed clicks on, there's what appears to be a raccoon staring at the screen, teeth bared and lips pulled back into what might be a vicious smile, if smiling was a thing raccoons were capable of. He's dressed in what can only be called a jumpsuit, made of red fabric and dark leather, and if the utter chaos that can be seen behind him is any indication, he's not exactly thrilled to be there.

When he speaks, however, there's no trace of that, only sharp humor and the kind of arrogance that says this is only a setback. Temporary.]


Two joints in two days? I'm flattered, really, wasting all that time and money on little ol' me. Sorry about that last one, but if you look in the depths of your measly breeder hearts it was a cakewalk and you know it.

So who are you, Nova or Kree? Not that it matters. We're all screwed either way, right?


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[They'd given him a communicator, and honestly that was all he needed to know about the place. They were soft, they were stupid. He'd be out of here in no time, and never mind Ronnan and his stupid giant hammer. If the Galaxy was doomed he didn't want to be anywhere near the center of it, and okay, so what was the point, he knew that, but survival instinct was strong.

First order of business after seeing what bit on the network was seeing what he had to work with, including the comm. Depending on how it worked, what kind it was, he could use it to hack or blow something up or at least zap something, but when he pulled it apart it exploded, showering him in confetti and multicolored string and Styrofoam pellets. What the hell...?

So much for that plan. Whatever, he'd figure out something else. Had to be plenty of patsies to work, every place had at least one.

He ventured outside the cell after that, roamed the halls he found on the other side, and it was way nicer than anyplace he'd been before, way too cushy for a real prison, but he could work that too.

He worked his way into the ductwork, easy enough with his size and claws, peeked a head out wherever he found a grate; other cells, communal bathrooms, a gym, a library... A few wouldn't open, so he scratched and clawed and pulled and cursed at them, eventually moving on when they didn't give. Had to find a tool for it, he'd come up with something. Come back to it.

He found the deck, climbed the railing to stare at the stars, try to pick out where in the universe they were. If he could figure out where he could maybe figure out a way off, somebody to contact, something to take advantage of. He found the mess eventually, ventured in when he finally got hungry enough, walked across the floor like he owned the place, like he wasn't two feet tall (and he knew that was being generous). Like he was somebody not to be messed with.]
notdreaming: frown, angry, annoyed, sassy (well SOMETHING happened)

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[personal profile] notdreaming 2015-01-09 08:30 pm (UTC)(link)
If it was a gravitational issue my father could have fixed it. And it certainly wasn't an outside attack.
hearrrtofgold: (buddha says drink and look out for #1)

[personal profile] hearrrtofgold 2015-01-10 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
Kind of. One time was an illusion. The other time there were too many trees to see the stars. It was like reverse skyscrapers.
tucky: (that's not a name)

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[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-10 02:14 am (UTC)(link)
I'm only trying to show you how stupid you sound, that's all.
tucky: (we have the supreme weapons!)

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[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-10 02:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, so that just makes me smarter than you.
tucky: (that's not a name)

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[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-10 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
I got a bigger brain, sorry.
hearrrtofgold: (shoulders are fascinating)

[personal profile] hearrrtofgold 2015-01-10 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
The library. Level five.
lydiascreams: (Looking up watching neutral)

[personal profile] lydiascreams 2015-01-11 03:53 am (UTC)(link)
Because-- some people come here after a traumatic experience, some even after death. Others come here because they've made a deal with the Admiral, to help him help the people who have been through said traumatic experiences.

[Lydia pauses. It sounds confusing, but it's better than to use the word inmate.]

Looks like you're the former.
routemistress: (drink. now)

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[personal profile] routemistress 2015-01-12 02:16 am (UTC)(link)
[He's going to have to get used sooner or later, Iris thinks, but there's no need for her to force it on his first day. She leans back and sips her gin.]

Tell you what, I'll ask about your universe later, petal. Let me tell you a bit about this barge: it's not just space she travels through. She moves through time and realities as well: all the infinite parallels and shades and little forgotten bits in the corner and all. That's what makes escaping a problem - and I'm not disparaging your skill at escaping, sweetheart. I'd be positively relieved to find you as my cellmate anywhere.

She's also not such a bad place to be. I know that's ardly fair when you never got a choice, really I do - and we will get you loose, I promise. Just likely not any time too soon.
tucky: (pay attention to the word of God)

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[personal profile] tucky 2015-01-12 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
That's just how it works. Humans are the smartest 'cause even though we might not have the biggest bodies, we got the biggest brains in our skulls.

And I got a bigger body than you, anyway.
no_tell_belle: (now what did I say?)

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[personal profile] no_tell_belle 2015-01-12 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
You have been a busy little beaver, haven't you?

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